Aziz Ansari is returning to the road in 2025. He’s announced a new stand-up tour, the “Hypothetical Tour,” which begins on February 21 in Kansas City and runs through April 19 in Boston, hitting 27 cities, including Denver, Atlanta, Chicago, Milwaukee, Portland, Seattle, Nashville, Philadelphia, Toronto, Las Vegas, Austin, Dallas, Houston, and more (no NYC, though). See all dates below.
“Yeah, there’s no sweater, you were never at my house BUT – I am actually going on the road,” he writes. “I’ll be in your town, or else my mailing list is screwed up and this email is irrelevant. Maybe you’ve moved from the place you lived in when you signed up??? Who knows what’s going on in your life. I’m sure you can figure out the deets and hopefully see you at the show. What else? Oh, I haven’t been on the road cause I’ve been finishing a film called GOOD FORTUNE that I wrote and directed and co-star in with Seth Rogen and Keanu Reeves. That comes out in October 2025.”
Tickets to all shows go on sale Friday, December 13 at 10 AM local time, with an artist presale starting Wednesday, December 11 at 10 AM local.
AZIZ ANSARI: 2025 TOUR DATES
Friday, February 21: Kansas City, MO – The Midland
Saturday, February 22: Denver, CO – Paramount Theatre
Thursday, February 27: Durham, NC – DPAC
Friday, February 28: Spartanburg, SC – Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium
Saturday, March 1: Charleston, SC – Gaillard Center
Sunday, March 2: Atlanta, GA – Tabernacle
Thursday, March 6: Chicago, IL- The Chicago Theatre
Friday, March 7: Milwaukee, WI – The Riverside Theater
Saturday, March 8: Madison, WI – Orpheum Theater
Thursday, March 13: Portland, OR – Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
Friday, March 14: Seattle, WA – Paramount Theatre
Saturday, March 15: Vancouver, BC – Orpheum Theatre
Thursday, March 20: Nashville, TN – Ryman Auditorium
Friday, March 21: Cleveland, OH – State Theatre
Saturday, March 22: Philadelphia, PA – The Met Philadelphia presented by Highmark
Thursday, March 27: Montreal, QC – St. Denis Theater
Friday, March 28: Toronto, ON – Massey Hall
Saturday, March 29: Providence, RI – Providence Performing Arts Center**
Sunday, March 30: Wallingford, CT – Toyota Oakdale Theatre
Thursday, April 3: Oakland, CA – Paramount Theatre
Saturday, April 5: Las Vegas, NV – The Colosseum Caesars Palace
Sunday, April 6: Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Terrace Theater
Wednesday, April 9: Austin, TX – Paramount Theater – Moontower
Thursday, April 10: Austin, TX – Paramount Theater – Moontower
Saturday, April 12: Dallas, TX – Music Hall At Fair Park
Sunday, April 13: Houston, TX – Bayou Music Center
Friday, April 18: Portland, ME – Merrill Auditorium
Saturday, April 19: Boston, MA – Boch Center Wang Theatre